

I would treat you like a king and worship you like you are my very own religion.I wonder if you ever feel like showing off what amazing things that mouth of yours can do.Your lips would be better when they are kissing mine than whatever they are doing right now.


I am mostly intoxicated in love with you. You will be mistaken if you think I am drunk.I think I am drunk in love when it comes to you.I have never struggled with addiction except when I am with you.You have always been able to hold your liquor, but I am trying to get you intoxicated with me.I bet I could taste things off of your lips.I think our lips would be better when they are kissed.Your shirts can be recycled as my dresses.Your last name suits me better than it suits you.The only thing I have ever wanted from you, for now, was your last name.I do have a name, but I think I prefer it when you call me by your last name.I would be more than happy to practice some baby makings with you.How do you feel about practicing making kids?.I wonder if it would be only our kids who call you Daddy.You are definitely the father figure I have been looking for all my life.You are the man of the house, and I like smashing the patriarchy.The following are cheeky, adorable, and the best ones to go for whenever you seek a cute eye roll and laugh from your husband. However, you can definitely get back at them by using the following. Having a husband can be tough sometimes with their innate desire to use adorable and cheesy dad puns.
